longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
crabparty: my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
amazingphanonfire: pizza: this week on I Started Using It Ironically And Now I Can’t Stop: sunglasses emoji next week on I Started Using It Ironically And Now I Can’t Stop: #swag and #yolo stay tuned!
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
katestrife: A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
egberts: turtwink: can i have a popular post again
thisshipissailingonaseaoftears: mishaoverlord: morgrana: you see in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last That’s basically the english philosophy.
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
augwins: [AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
do i even need to say something
aduhm: “We’re getting pizza for dinner”
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
freakvevo: leavenmoan: theselener: freakvevo: freakvevo: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish Two types of people. Stop please
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
thebuttfairy: i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotdamnope: kangiku: the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12 r u serious NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan. Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
defyinggravityinthetimevortex: He kissed her! he properly kissed her!!!
omgsam: “am I kicked out of the fandom yet??? xD” “our fandom is the most insane LOL!” “and yet another fandom ruins a hipster post ftww!!!” “omg if you don’t reblog this you’re kicked out of the fandom!!!” “I bet hipsters reblog this and have no idea where it’s from haha losers!!! xD”
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away